ofviolentdeath:

“Maybe I just like attention, no matter the source.”

“You are the least helpful being alive. Fair warning, I have children and they might deign to pay you visit. Be nice to my babies or I’ll beat you, brother dearest.”

“Sure.”

“If they are anything like yourself, I cannot promise any sort of pleasant behavior. You have deemed me incapable of niceness many times, anyway, sister dearest."